How to Buy Nothing
The most complicated way to lose money
Create a Wallet
Download any wallet that supports SOL. Don't worry about security, you'll have nothing to secure soon.
Buy SOL
You'll need SOL for gas fees. Yes, we said we're on Solana for low fees, but hey, nothing is free!
Connect Wallet to Jupiter or Raydium
Jupiter or Raydium can swap your SOL to NOTHING. Just ignore the "Are you sure about this?" messages; they're merely jealous.
Swap for Nothing
Once connected, trade your precious SOMETHING for absolutely NOTHING. Watch your dreams disappear right before your eyes!
HODL Nothing
Congratulations! You now officially own nothing. Brag to your friends that you're ahead of the curve in the race to zero.
Tokenomics: Because Math Matters (Kinda)
We’re proud to announce a total supply of 1,000,000,000 NOTHING tokens, all 100% community-owned (except for the dev's measly 3% — but he's basically part of the community, right?).
- No presale, no VC allocations — because no one wants to buy Nothing anyway.
- The dev’s 3% will be used entirely for community efforts, random burns, and possibly buying more ramen for late-night coding sessions.
- No team lock-ups needed — there's Nothing to lock. It's all out there, waiting to be discovered by the clueless.
In short, we believe that a fair launch means everyone starts with the same opportunity to lose it all. After all, it’s Nothing.
⚠️ Important Note
This is not financial advice. We're not qualified to give advice about something, let alone nothing.