Nothing
Because that's all we have left
Disclaimer: Even if you refresh, it won't get better. We tested it. It's still Nothing.
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⚡ Built on Solana
(because we can't afford ETH gas fees)
Solana Network Status:
probably working™
Current Balance:
$0.00
Previous Balance: $1,234,567.89
Even your calculator can't handle the loss percentage
Days since last profit: 5380
Hours staring at charts: 129,120
Hours staring at charts: 129,120
"In the end, we're all equally rich in Nothing" - Satoshi Nothing Nakamoto
Portfolio Performance
↓ -99.99%
* The remaining 0.01% is a rounding errorCopium Level
∞
Still bullish on techRemaining Assets
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Have you checked under the couch?
"Buy high, sell low" - Warren Buffett (probably)
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Diamond hands turned to cubic zirconia
When Lambo? Now Bus Pass
Technical Analysis: Just Trust Me Bro
Portfolio Diversification: 100% Nothing
Ramen Flavor: Tears
Wallet Status: Weight Loss Program
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